Bob-black-review-of-revelation-x

Commissioned by Steamshovel Press. The continued, albeit threadbare, persistence of the Church of the SubGenius I attribute to two factors. The first is the perennial renewal of the population of white male college students uncomfortable with girls.
The second is that Doug Smith/“Ivan Stang” is no longer creative enough to come up with anything else, so it’s either keep milking SubGenius or get a day job.
Retrieved on 1 January 2010 from www.spunk.org Revelation X: The “Bob” Apochryphon: Hidden Teachings andDeuterocanonical Texts of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs.
Translated by The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. New York: Simon & According to the last sentence of The Book of the SubGenius (hereafter: BS): “You’ll never have to read another book.” Not this one, anyway.
The Church of the One Joke just keeps going and going and going . . . nowhere. If you loved BS, you’ll like Revelation X, so you might as well reread BS. If you liked BS, RX is a prescription for (as the greatest of ex-SubGenii put it) less of more of the same. And more expensive, too.
The cost of Church membership, as of funeral arrangements, has risen much faster than inflation, tripling in fifteen years. Back then you had thefeeling that SubGenius was on to something. Now you have the feelingthat SubGenius is up to something. Back then you had the feeling thatSubGenius had potential. Now you have the feeling that SubGenius hadpotential.
RX is the fourth coffee-table book by Douglass St. Clair Smith, aka “Rev. Ivan Stang,” all published by the notorious underground publisher Simon & Schuster. For eight years now, time and time again, Stang hashoodwinked this multi-national subsidiary of the Conspiracy, not onlyto go out on a limb, but to try very hard to saw it off. For some strangereason, luckily for the both of them, it never falls. SubGenius is like theguy who, as John Crawford put it, couldn’t get himself arrested. IvanStang: the Teflon revolutionary.
RX is full of — besides that which, to be full of, is that — what the Church of the SubGenius thinks of the Conspiracy. But what does theConspiracy think of the Church of the SubGenius? If Simon & Schusterisn’t part of the Conspiracy — any Conspiracy worth an upper-case “C” —then there was no arms-for-hostages deal and furthermore, Lee HarveyOswald as a lone nut, acting alone, killed Kennedy, all by himself, justas George Thorogood drinks alone, preferably by himself. (He probablykilled both Kennedys and slept with Mary Jo Kopechne.) According to the press release (“Contact: Jennifer Swihart, 212-698- 7643”) — or kill me — “Revelation X broadens the satire of cults, religious extremism, and conspiracy theories promulgated by the now notorious aren’t even that self-starting. They expect him to jerk them off, so he SubGenius Foundation.” You mean . . . it was all just a joke? A satire on does, but his hand is getting tired. (Is my metaphor sexist? Not nearly as villains it is so safe to despise that even “60 Minutes” rounds on them? much as the Church itself. Female SubGenii are almost as rare as black And SubGenius is just an adult fantasy role-playing game like Magic or SubGenii.) Smith made his bed and now he has to sleep in it — alone.
Dungeons & Dragons, only not as interactive? No wonder he sounds so cranky, so peevish, so defensive. This Antabuse How curious that the co-authors of the Conspiracy Lowdown cartoon dry-drunk needs a drink, among other things, in the worst way.
booklets of the mid-1970’s, Jay Kinney and Paul Mavrides, signed on After 15 years, “Stang” can churn the stuff out according to the formula, early with SubGenius (and at the same time distanced their other project, in any quantity. But as a husband, a father and a homeowner — what’s Anarchy Comics, of which they never speak any more). Kinney, who with this shit in RX about extirpating normality? — what he’s churning used to ridicule mystical cults, now hosts them in his slick rag Gnosis. I out is infant formula for retrograde young adults looking for an easy gnow a scam when I psee one. Mavrides, who has never repudiated the escape from their all too accurate awareness that, for all the resentments violent, crypto-Marxist Processed World cult he used to contribute to, is or theatrics of their so-fleeting youth, they’re just like their parents.
the illustrator of RX and was co-illustrator of BS.
Doug Smith has the customers he deserves, and who could wish a worse A working knowledge of conspiracy theory and radical ideology gives — or more fitting — retribution upon him than that? the upwardly mobile hipster an important leg up in the business world.
Stang has a thorough grounding in the former but only a hit-and-miss,increasingly dated acquaintance with the latter, as the radicals he usedto string along recoil from his ever more blatant, careerist shuckin’ ‘n’jivin’. In this he is (as so often — and so happily! — happens) the victimof his own success. To the the extent he’s reduced soi-disant anarchists(Kinney, Mavrides, Trevor Blake, etc.) to mere Pipeheads he has, inthe argot of the intelligence community, “burned” them — blown theircover — nullifed their utility as informants. These performers have morecustomers and fans than they ever did, to be sure, but nobody is tellingthem anything, so Stang can’t “run” these agents anymore.
The guy who is doing the running — on a hamster-wheel — and run- ning down, is the poor little rich kid Douglass St. Clair Smith himself.
(“Never trust a guy who has a last name for a first name, J.R. “Bob” Dobbsonce warned me.) He told his customers that all it took to be creative was to send him $30, and they took him at his word (but usually didn’t send the $30, a complaint reiterated well past the point of tedium in RX).
The scores of credits to collaborators at the beginning of RX are meantto disguise the loneliness of the long-distance “runner,” Smith. (Severalare also fraudulent: tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE and Blaster Al Ackerman regard SubGenius with contempt.) He complains in RX that for too many — for most — SubGenii, the Church is just a jackoff. They

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