Until recently, Frances Barber was so embarrassed by her voice that
even the bathroom tiles seemed too discerning an audience. Apart from
an appearance as Nancy in a school production of Oliver!, she had never
sung in public in her life: the suggestion that she should star in a new
musical seemed ‘the most preposterous thing I had ever heard’.
Nevertheless, in four days’ time [31st May] she takes to the stage of the
Arts Theatre in London as the lead in Closer to Heaven, born again as a
Her transformation began last year when the show’s creators, Jonathan
Harvey and the Pet Shop Boys, held a workshop. Harvey had made an
episode of Murder Most Horrid with Frances, and asked her as a favour
to road-test the part of an ageing rock chanteuse. ‘The first time I sang, I
stared at the wall with my eyes shut,’ she remembers, ‘because I couldn’t
bear to look at anyone in the room: it was excruciating. But then on one
of the performances I got a standing ovation, and the backers loved the
character so much that they decided to build her up and make her the
So Frances finds herself as the compere of the night-club in which this
tale of a bisexual love triangle is set. The backers must be patting
themselves on the back, because talented as the younger members of the
cast are, it is her experience and stage presence which hold Closer toHeaven together. She went down a storm with the audience at an early
preview I watched – and though she will not be challenging Celine Dion
quite yet, she acquits herself honourably as a singer.
She describes the show as ‘high-energy, very unsentimental and hard-
hitting, with a lot of drug-taking and mad, lewd behaviour by gay boys.’
Her own character is not, she stresses, based on one particular person – ‘
but think Marianne Faithfull, Nico, Anita Pallenberg: she’s a hybrid of all
those Sixties chicks who pop up on Never Mind the Buzzcocks.’
Talking to her in the restaurant beneath the Arts Theatre, one can
imagine the Sixties chicks staring in bemusement at her arms, which are
so well-toned that she might be rehearsing the role of an Olympic
gymnast. In a black crop top, with an armoury of bracelets and funky
silver rings, she looks like a cross between Lara Croft and a biker’s moll.
Her hair is scraped back in a pony-tail from her classically heart-shaped
face, and her eyebrows are perfect circumflexes above her hazel eyes.
Her teeth – much in evidence, since she laughs a great deal – are equally
Steven Frears, who directed her in Sammy and Rosie Get Laid, said
that she was the least prudish person he had ever met. She admits,
nonetheless, to being fazed by the gay clubs which she visited while
preparing for Closer to Heaven. ‘It’s just sex and drugs,’ she says. ‘It’s
frightening. All the boys have their shirts off and are high on something
– it’s a free-for-all. I was with one of the girls from the show, and we
were being sandwiched between these gay men, and she went, “What’s
going on? They’d screw anyone in this club!” I think they must take
Viagra, because everyone’s got an erection.’
She was also disturbed by the vanity of gay-club culture: ‘It’s all about
how you look, and unless you’ve got the body beautiful, it’s not very
kind.’ There were, however, compensations: ‘A couple of the boys in the
cast go to clubs in drag, and they’ve been teaching me how put my false
An important element of the show’s plot is Kesamin, a horse-
tranquilliser known to clubbers as ‘K’, but Frances balked at trying it for
herself. ‘I’ve had to get other people to describe the effect to me, because
I’m too old to start experimenting – I’m too frightened of all that.’
She may not belong to the method school, but she is certainly one of
those actresses who are never off duty. In conversation she assumes any
accent that presents itself – from muscle-bound queen to old-school
theatrical agent – with the ease of an otter slipping into an estuary; she
hauls on an imaginary rope to fly a sofa (‘How camp is that?’) high above
the stage; her facial expressions shift and dissolve like patterns in an ever-
twirling kaleidoscope. Even her normal voice is a construct – part North
London, part grande dame, with a pinch of Kenneth Williams – bearing
no trace of the Wolverhampton accent she once had.
Today, worryingly, she is slightly hoarse: six weeks of constant
rehearsal have taken their toll. She has been having singing lessons since
January from a leading voice coach, Mary Hammond, and was thrilled to
see Hear’Say arrive one day just as she was leaving: ‘I’d seen them on
Pop Stars, and I thought, “I’ve got the same singing teacher as Mylene!”’
At 43, Frances has reached a point in her life where good parts for
actresses are supposed to shrivel up like contact lenses in the Kalahari.
Instead, she has two films about to come out (Shiner, with Michael Caine,
and Superstition, with Charlotte Rampling); Luc Besson has offered her a
role in his next production, and Jonathan Harvey is writing a sitcom for
her set in the world of BritArt. ‘I’ve had an odd career,’ she remarks. ‘I
was playing the mothers of grown-up children when I was 30, and I’m
getting more delicious parts now than I’ve had in a long time.’
This sense of being out of sync with her contemporaries is something
she returns to again and again: it is as if part of her came to maturity too
quickly, and the rest has only just caught up. She took responsibility
early, helping to look after her two younger sisters, but when she found
success in her mid-twenties she felt desperately insecure: ‘I was a
frightened little girl living in a big, fast world, and I had bulimia and all
that stuff.’ She recently completed a course of therapy which lasted for
many years, and believes that she has that to thank for the current
Although she does not come from an acting family, her mother had a
fine singing voice, and Frances points out that that her father’s
profession, bookmaking, has a strong theatrical element. ‘I don’t know if
I always wanted to act,’ she says. ‘I fell into it in a way, and I kept
thinking, “It’ll end in a minute”.’ Because of her parents’ belief in a
rounded education, she studied English and drama (first at Bangor and
then at Cardiff) rather than trying for RADA; she then joined the Hull
Truck Company, and in 1985 was given her first starring role by the RSC,
Looking back on her career, what strikes you is that for all her
distinguished work in theatre, film and television, she has yet to find a
defining role with which she is instantly associated. She herself detects a
pattern of unexpected failure and equally unexpected success, in which
any thoughts of superstardom have brought instant retribution from
‘Camille was a major hit, and I thought it was going to go to
Broadway, and it did – but with Kathleen Turner, not with me. Then
there was Sammy and Rosie Get Laid: Steven [Frears] had had an
unbelievable hit with My Beautiful Laundrette, and I thought, “This is it”
– but it wasn’t. It’s as if the great pterodactyl in the sky is shitting on me
and going, “You mustn’t be a clever clogs”.’
On the council estate where she grew up, Frances explains, this was a
cardinal sin: ‘You were absolutely not allowed to get above your station.’
It would have been a splendid irony if the aristocratic role of the Bolter in
Love in a Cold Climate had finally catapulted her into the firmament, but
sadly the adaptation was too truncated to give her performance the airing
‘They’re very frightened now of expanding costume dramas,’ she
complains, ‘because they feel the audience is going to get bored. I think
it’s a catastrophic strategy. I grew up on things like The Forsyte Saga
and Play for Today, and they were a life force for me on an estate in
Wolverhampton: they were my escape, my fantasy. We don’t want to see
bloody cookery programmes and gardening programmes – they’re so
It has been much remarked on that the actress who plays vamps so
brilliantly has yet to find a husband, and she groans good-humouredly
when the question is raised. ‘I thought I’d found my man several times,’
she says, ‘but unfortunately it wasn’t to be. I’m single at the moment –
but then, most of my friends are. I just think it’s harder to compromise
when you get older.’ When she recently experienced ‘rebirthing’ for the
first time, the therapist told her to think of the men who had hurt her and
send them on their journey with love and generosity: ‘Instead, I sent two
Nevertheless, she declares herself happy. She is very proud of her loft
in Shoreditch, and has just acquired a bulldog puppy, bred by her great
friend Timothy Spall; and who knows, Closer to Heaven may give her a
defining role at last. She feigns horror at the prospect: ‘Oooh no – then
I’ll be a gay icon.’ She roars with laughter again. ‘God help my future –
I’ll be in Torch Song Trilogy for the rest of my life.’
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